Emre of the Week

Current title holder is Emre, naturally, with a sparkling performance of cock-ups and mirth-inspiring incidents throughout last season. Check here for weekly updates of the current season totals. Waiting for this seasons Stattos to give the updated scores, in the meantime, the following are most likely to be in the running

* Mikey
* Emre
* Merve
* Atilla
* Brad
* Spermy

Man of the Match

2005 Players Player of the year - stand up and take a bow Gav. Who will be this season's stand-up performer? Contenders are:

* Gav
* Jamie
* Gary
* Khalil
* Martin
* Ross
* Derek

Handbag of the Week

The latest addition to the Sexy Trophy Collection. Who has the shortest fuse, the quickest to flare up? Contenders are:

* Spermy
* Jenne
* Hanoi
* Derek